O2 please?

It started off as a sore throat, which seemed harmless enough. Not for long. Currently my sinuses are clogged, my head is about to explode, and I feel like a baby penguin suffocating in glue. 

No matter what I take, it doesn't go away. I drink water, tea, chicken broth, and stand in the hot steamy shower for at least 20 minutes.. no luck. 

I spend most of class time hoping my nose doesn't drip green snot on the desk.. and when class is over I rush to the bathroom to blow my nose with the desperation of an 85 year old woman with a failing bladder.

I thought I was done being sick this year!? This can't happen to me! "Of course it can, Aubrey Jayne."